Book Review and Giveaway: I ate All your Cookies by Quinn Conroy

Synopsis: This new book hilariously reveals all the secret truths that parents would love to share with their children. From blowing the cover on who Santa really is to revealing that the dog is not actually living on a farm chasing bunnies, this book shares hundreds of relatable thoughts for any parent who’s ever considered letting their kids know they really feel.

Laugh along as you read everything you’ve always wanted to say to your kids:

• You’re so right. Brussels Sprouts are disgusting. But the great part about being a grownup is that I’m sure as hell not going to eat them…but you are!
• I almost always lie about the time so you have to go to bed earlier.
• I generally stop listening to you tell me about your day after thirty seconds of “and then we drew shapes and then…”
• The only thing worse than the sound of you singing is the sound of you singing in unison with others just like you.

I Ate All Your Cookies is the perfect laugh therapy for any parent! What’s better than poking fun at your kids without them actually knowing?

Review: If you can get through this book WITHOUT snorting through your nose and crying like a 5 yr old who had their candy taken, you are amazing! Conroy has compiled ALL the good stuff that you know you've been thinking! Trust me, you're gonna find at LEAST ten items you've thought or said to yourself in this book! This is a book you'll be passing around to friends and family, all sharing laughs at the kids expenses! The book is the perfect irreverent book to give to new parents, to let them know what they are in for, or for parents of young children, to know they are not alone in their thoughts!


About the Author:  Quinn was once told by a child, "you're not very smart for a grown-up. Instead of pointing out that he was no genius either, considering she had seen him eat three handfuls of sand, she held her Tongue. Then she dreamed up this book. She hopes it inspires some humorous relied for parents and teachers, as they deal with their relentless child overlords. If all else fails, she encourages adults to eat that last cookie, guilt-free. Just be sure to explain to the child exactly how delicious it was!


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Disclosure / Disclaimer: I received this book for review purposes, free of charge, from Sourcebooks! No other compensation, monetary or in kind, has been received or implied for this post. Nor was I told how to post about the company or product.