Friday, January 9, 2015

Friday Humor

A friend sent this over and when I got done laughing, I knew I had to share it with you!

When I was a child I thought Nap Time was a punishment ...Now, as a grown up, it just feels like a small vacation!

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I don't trip over things, I do random gravity checks!

If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would've put them on my knees.

Lord grant me the strength to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can 
& the friends to post my bail when I finally snap!

grandma cooking
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I don't have gray hair. I have "wisdom highlights". I'm just very wise.

My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance to idiots that needs work.

girl on phone with memo pad
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The biggest lie I tell myself is ... "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it.

The kids text me "plz" which is shorter than please. I text back "no", 
which is shorter than "yes".

woman with new boots
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I'm going to retire and live off of my savings. Not sure what I'll do that second week.

Even duct tape can't fix stupid ... But it can muffle the sound!

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Why do I have to press one for English,when you're just gonna transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?

Oops! Did I roll my eyes out loud?

person in dryer
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Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes;
come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller!

Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.

chocolate heart
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Chocolate comes from cocoa which is a tree ... That makes it a plant , which means ... 
Chocolate is Salad.

At my age "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for...

Can you add any more???? LOL

1 comment:

  1. These are definitely cute and we all can relate. I especially like the Chocolate comes from cocoa which is a tree ... That makes it a plant , which means ...
    Chocolate is Salad.
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