Parenting books are running rampant right now,
and I'm glad to see alot of them are humorous,
as you need humor to get through the first two years, don't you?
and I'm glad to see alot of them are humorous,
as you need humor to get through the first two years, don't you?
Synopsis: What’s better for a toddler—a
standard or retractable leash? What is the right time to introduce a child to
political extremism? How many feet in the air is it permissible to launch a child?
What is the proper size paint bucket used as a motorcycle’s sidecar, or
the best age for your daughter to get her first tramp stamp?
These are some of the toughest issues
in modern parenting today, and MY BAD PARENT by Troy Osinoff offers and exposes
the least effective techniques for raising healthy, balanced children (unless
one literally wants to balance them) and guides parents through the high
adventure of raising a child to adulthood—or at least until the kid can
do a keg stand all by himself.
MY BAD PARENT explores modern
parenting tips such as:
- How to choose your child’s first psychological trauma specialist
- Teaching your toddler how to share the 54-oz. milk shake
- Creating an awesome baby chair out of duct tape and a wall
- Firearm safety for tots
- Drastically reducing your household cell phone bill the bad parent way
- Bitch, Please: Teaching your child how to talk some serious shit
Review: This book is based on Tony's website, mybadparent.com, and the many many photos and videos that were submitted by his loyal followers! The
candid color photographs will either make you laugh hysterically, or wonder at how many bad parents can possibly at any given Wal-mart at any moment! Those latter ones you'll be hoping somebody called children services about too!
Some are just outright hysterical, like this one:
others will just give you a smile, like this one:
The book is beyond amusing and would be a great practical joke baby shower gift! Hint: include a roll of duct tape. Check it out and get your does of laughter!
About the Author: Troy Osinoff is a publishing entrepreneur whose websites have been featured in media outlets, including the Huffington Post,
Yahoo! News, and Comedy Central. He has appeared as a guest on radio
and television shows around the world, including Dr. Phil. Visit his
website at MyBadParent.com.
Disclosure / Disclaimer: I received this book from Penguin Publishing, free of charge, for review purposes. No other compensation, monetary or in kind, has been received or implied for this post. Nor was I told how to post about it.
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