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Wednesday, December 31, 2014

Your Daily Humor....

thinking woman

After a meeting several days ago, I couldn't find my keys. I quickly gave myself a personal "TSA Pat Down." 

They weren't in my pockets. Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot. 

My husband has scolded me many times for leaving my keys in the car's ignition. He's afraid that the car could be stolen. As I looked around the parking lot, I realized he was right. 

The parking lot was empty. I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen. 

Then I made the most difficult call of all to my husband:
"I left my keys in the car and it's been stolen." 

There was a moment of silence.

I thought the call had been disconnected, but then I heard his voice. 
"Are you kidding me?" he barked, "I dropped you off!" 

Now it was my turn to be silent. 

Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me." 

He retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this cop that I didn't steal your dang car!" 

police car 1

Welcome to the golden years..............

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