After a meeting several days ago, I couldn't find my keys. I quickly gave myself a
personal "TSA Pat Down."
They weren't in my pockets. Suddenly I realized I must
have left them in the car.
Frantically, I headed for the parking lot.
My husband has scolded me many times for leaving my keys in the car's
ignition. He's afraid that the car could be stolen. As I looked around the
parking lot, I realized he was
right.
The parking lot was empty. I
immediately called the police. I gave them my location,
confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and
that it had been stolen.
Then I made the most difficult call
of all to my husband:
"I left my keys in the car and it's been stolen."
"I left my keys in the car and it's been stolen."
There was a moment of silence.
I thought the call
had been disconnected, but then I heard his voice.
"Are you kidding me?" he barked, "I dropped you off!"
"Are you kidding me?" he barked, "I dropped you off!"
Now it was my turn to be silent.
Embarrassed,
I said, "Well, come and get
me."
He retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this cop that I
didn't steal your dang car!"
Welcome to the golden years..............
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