Want to Add Some Wine to that Whne???? Now YOU Can!

Disclosure / Disclaimer: I received this book, free of charge,from the Quatro Group, for review purposes on this blog. No other compensation, monetary or in kind, has been received or implied for this post. Nor was I told how to post about it,  all opinions are my own.

W(h)ine - 50 Perfect Wines to Pair with Your Child's Rotten Behavior is the book you need, to make sure YOU can pair the right wine, with what you need i for!

Synopsis:

This isn't your ordinary wine pairing book--this is wine pairing for the weary parent!

Did your daughter just get out of bed for the twelfth time to ask for a glass of water? We've got the perfect rosé for your sanity. Did your son just have a meltdown in the middle of the grocery store? We've got a Pinot for your pain. Has your child's math homework left you in a state of total depression? Try a Syrah to get you out of that funk.

Whine includes fifty perfect pairings to match your child's perfectly rotten behavior! You'll also discover the best ways to open a wine bottle without a corkscrew (hint: use a shoe). As a bonus, each wine featured in the book comes with a sticker, so every time you sample a wine to match a rotten behavior, go ahead and add it to the Periodic Table of W(h)ine that folds out of the book. The sticker groupings will help you determine if your child has behavior problems, attitude problems, or just plain bad DNA!

So whether you like your "juice" from the glass, the bottle, or the box, this is the perfect book to wine your way through the joys of day-to-day parenting.

Review:

Seriously- I had the Lambusco this weekend, due to the eye-rolling effect, so I know where I speak, that this book tells the truth and more when it comes to parenting and WHEN you need the wine! Sometimes it's to congratulate yourself for not killing your offspring, other times its to KEEP from doing so! The book reads like a parenting guide on a serious bender, and that's a good thing- it's honest, fnny and so so so so true! plus it gives some really good advice on the different types of wine, along with practical child rearing tips (dn't kill them). I had no idea there were these types of ways to open a wine bottle for example:

And once you've got the wine open, it's a matter of figuring out the best way to enjoy it- I rather like the Guide note below:

Yes, Indeedy, there is nothing like surving an all-day baseball game bonanza, than disguising the wine that gets you thrugh it. Just be sure to eat. No suggestions for drinking and driving here....I also really liked the wine by behavior back section. Like after the Synopsis above. These are ones you need to take photos of and store in yor phone, for that last minute stop to buy wine before you have to deal with the latest trauma drama of puberty/teenagehood at your house! Now you'll know what wine you SHOULD pick! Don't you love it when decisions are that easy for you? You, I do too! Just be sure to not drink wine while READING this book, as you may have a wine stained sofa from all the laugh out loud sputtering!

So if you are looking for the perfect book for yourself, to give to a friend for Mother;s Day, or for a memorable baby shower present (just provide a couple bottles of wine with it), THIS is the book you have to give!

About the Author:

Jennifer Todryk is the sarcastic redhead behind the popular parenting blog Life as a Rambling Redhead. She had only been blogging for seven weeks when her post, "Top 6 Wines That Pair Best with Your Child's Crappy Behavior," went viral. She lives in Dallas, Texas, with her husband, two child-beasts, and a master's degree in sarcasm.